Ever wondered what happened to Shania Twain and Phil Collins? Well, they're here with me.
In Switzerland I mean – I haven't kidnapped them or anything. They're both residents in the French-speaking part of the country, lured here presumably by the scenery, the cheese and the lack of paparazzi. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the "cough" tax legislation.
More recently, and just down lake Zürich, Paris Hilton is apparently the latest household name to move in.
But I doubt any of these celebs can claim to be as integrated, or as Swiss, as Zürich's most famous adopted daughter, Tina Turner.
In Küsnacht on Lake Zürich's exclusive gold coast, Ms Turner is very much at home. In fact, she's so at home her she relinquished her US citizenship and secured a Swiss passport in 2013.
For some people this might have been a surprise, but according to Tina it has actually been a long time coming, as she explained in the below ad for a Swiss telecom provider.
Apparently, even as a young girl in Tennessee, before she had even heard of Switzerland, she sensed that she belonged in a land with rivers deep and mountains high. And even when she was propelling herself to superstardom with power ballads, it seems all she really wanted to do was yodel:
Now, I love living in Switzerland, but a desire to yodel was not something I had to suppress during my childhood back in Merseyside (for which I'm grateful – that would have been a surefire ticket to a wedgie, or worse).
Of course, it's all a bit tongue-in-cheek, but I've heard Tina's devotion to Swiss life is genuine.
While many of us expats have quickly felt a connection with Switzerland, to get citizenship here requires a special dedication to Swiss life. They don't give those little red passports out unless you marry a Swiss person (Tina's husband is German) or prove your passion for the land of cheese and chocolate.
This leaves us with only one conclusion: for Tina, Switzerland really is "simply the best".
I've got a long way to go...
Mike Stuart moved to Switzerland in 2013 when his better half Zoë landed a job in Zurich.